About Me: I'm MarioBruceFox. I write funny poetry and it's BETTER than everyone else's (no emo-ish, cry me a river crap). I parody popular songs and make them mine. I'm fat. I weigh a million lbs, but you can kinda see my bones? I'm 6'3". Everyone has a job.. it's kinda sad. I don't, I just have a bank account. Uh, I have two 2006 vehicles. Um, I guess I want a job only to tell people that I do have a job, but I don't really need one. I speak English, Español, Italiano, and some Português so talking to me shouldn't be a problem if you're foreign or something. I guess I can be full of myself sometimes, but I'm really not that bad a person once you say hi. I like to smile and you might possibly make me smile. :) Drop me a line and start a conversation. I don't descriminate so do it.